And now we have something to negotiate

Flashback about 30 years to when this pilot fish is working for a major retailer -- and his boss has an amazingly good record of bringing projects in on time and on budget.

"Those were the days before we had all the fancy metrics and project planning tools that are available today, so one day I asked him to enlighten me on his technique for accurate project estimating," says fish.

"He said he would go into the meeting with user management and lay out the objectives and scope of the project and engage in some discussion. He'd then say, 'This will take six months and cost one million dollars.'

"He would then sneak a peek around the room and, if no one had fallen off their chair, he'd quickly add, 'For Phase One.'"

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